#creepy pranks

[twstgarden]

❃ ❝ 𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 ❞

━ diasomnia and gn! reader ━ as a regular visitor of diasomnia, it wasn't odd for you to pay them a visit and sleep over frequently. deciding to visit them again after class, you find yourself greeted by nothing but an empty and dark dormitory. (f/n stands for first name)

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it wasn’t unusual for you to visit diasomnia frequently. in fact, you had been unofficially crowned a diasomnia resident with the amount of times you’re seen lounging around the said dormitory. not to mention, malleus and lilia had arranged for you to sleep in the guest room during the nights you wish to stay over.

that said, diasomnia felt like home. it was a dormitory like no other, and the residents are far from just your friends. they were special. they were important, especially to you.

it was another weekend as you find yourself walking past the gates of the dormitory and entering the residence building. it was dark, which wasn’t unexpected but at this hour, they would usually have the lights on.

you did not care.

you shrugged, thinking they wanted to sleep earlier or so.

as you step foot into the vast dark lounge, you felt a shiver ran down your spine. it was rather cold – colder than it used to be. was it just you or did the lounge seem darker? your mind was playing tricks on you, it had to be.

“…hello?”

you called out, walking further into the dark lounge as you searched for any sort of switch to turn on the lights. that’s when you remembered – their lights are supplied by magic. “drat,” you muttered to yourself, probing around your pockets in search for your cellular device. with your device in your hands, you used it to light a torch and aimed it at the couches.

your feeble telephone torch did not illuminate the room clearly, but at the very least, you were able to see your path.

suddenly, a rustle was heard and you turned around to find nothing. you could have sworn something moved in the corner of your eye.

you let out a sigh, “come on, guys. this isn’t funny.”

you decided to walk upstairs into the residence area – where the bedrooms are. it was just as dark – if not darker – than the lounge. the endless pitch black hallways were daunting, exceedingly unnerving. despite knowing the halls of diasomnia, you can’t help but feel uneasy.

you do not know what lingers in the darkness, after all.

as you silently walked further down into the hall in search of malleus’ bedroom, you felt something slither by your calves, like a snake wrapping itself around your leg before slithering away. you shrieked, jumping in fright as you turned around and pointed the torch around.

there was nothing.

was your mind playing tricks on you?

you sighed once again, continuing to walk down the dark path as you muttered, “what is going on in here?”

there was no sign of anyone, not even the other students. is it possible you came at a wrong time? perhaps they’re all in their extra classes or whatnot. however, it was quite odd for all of them to not be around. not every student takes an extra afternoon class, after all.

“maybe i should just come back later…” you spoke to no one in particular before turning around.

instead of meeting with your previous path back to the stairs, you instead collided with someone as you gasped and took a step back, flashing the torch upward.

before you could see who it was, however, the unknown person wrapped their arms around you and carried you over their shoulder. you were frightened. you were petrified. and so, you did the only thing you could think of in response.

scream.

you screamed and thrashed around, hoping to escape this unknown person’s clutches or at least injure them with your kicks, but to no avail. the person started to walk even further down the hall, and you were starting to become afraid of what you were about to face.

“put me down!!!” you yelled, repeatedly hitting this person’s back with your fists, but they did not have any reaction nor did they say a word to you.

all of a sudden, you were tossed into a room and before you could think, your eyes were covered with a pair of hands.

“guess who~”

hearing the familiar voice supposedly brought a calming effect on you, but at the same time, increased your agitation. you groaned before lifting their hands off your eyes and turning around, throwing a quick punch that was – in turn – dodged.

it was lilia.

he laughed, ruffling your hair. that’s when you noticed silver standing beside him.

so it was silver who scared you in that hallway.

“come on, guys. what’s the big idea?” you pouted, now feeling your heart beat starting to calm itself.

lilia laughed even louder, “we wanted to scare you! sebek was in the lounge, purposely trying to make you think someone was sitting on the couch.”

“so that’s why i saw a silhouette…”

“and malleus was the one who creeped you out with the slithering,” added lilia.

“malleus was in on it, too?!”

“but of course, dearest. hahaha, take it as a warm welcome!” cheered lilia, but it did not feel like a warm welcome at all. regardless, you sighed. “i thought i was about to have a heart attack when silver carried me over his shoulder.”

silver, hearing this, glanced away in embarrassment, “sorry about that.”

you merely smiled at him, “now that you all successfully scared the crap out of me, do you have something to eat?”

“i could coo–“

“no.”

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[youcalledsworld]

Demon Head vs the Ghost King

Ras al Ghul has an immortal enemy, someone he truly hates. This enemy had a way of getting under his skin and made him lose his composure

This enemy was a friend at one point, someone he trained with, someone he constantly lost too, someone he had to get out of his way. Ras didn't want to kill him but he needed him out of his way to ascend the throne to be the Demon Head.

The only way he could get his friend out of the way was to kill him and that was the biggest mistake of his life. Because the friend he wanted out of the way didn't need the Lazarus Pits to live forever.

Because of his betrayal, Danyal promised not to kill him but to make his life hell. And kept his promise he did, he kept showing up throughout the years.

He showed up during his induction challenging him for the throne and utterly humiliated him in front of his underlings, leaving him bleeding and alive. That wasn't the last time Danyal fought him. It was during these fights that he noticed Danyal aged slowly.

He gained the trust and loyalty of some of his numerous children. Asking him to renounce their father so he could give them a happy life away from the league.

He stole some of his subordinates and even whispered into the ears of others to betray him. Not all those who betrayed him did it because of Danyal.

And other ways he made Ras life miserable was in petty ways. Stealing his possessions and even moving his furniture an inch to the left and having those close to the wall phased through. Cutting holes in his clothes in inappropriate areas, stealing the soles of his shoes, drawing on his face and most annoyingly walking behind him and disappearing whenever he turned around.

This has been going on for hundreds of years and everything he did to combat his old friend ended in failure. He was so desperate he tricked magicians and demons into dealing with him. All of them ended in failure or them turning to Danyal side.

Now he was going to summon the new Ghost King in hopes he could deal with his old friend. But he had to sacrifice something in order to appease the Ghost King, so he had his people find his daughter Talia so he could offer her as tribute. He already knew Danyal spoke to her before so it was only a matter of time before he joined her.

If this could save him from his immortal enemy so be it.

He had everything for the summoning now all he had to do was chant. He felt excited because he could finally be rid of his worst enemy. And he kept getting excited when green smoke came out the circle and spreading across the room.

He could see a tall silhouette with a floating crown standing in the middle of the circle. He couldn't help the grin forming on his face, he could practically hear the screams of Danyal begging for mercy.

But when the smoke settled he felt all hope he had drained away because staring at him with gleeful blue eyes and slurping on a smoothie was his worst enemy.

"Hiya Razzy it's been a long time and is that your daughter Talia tied up over there?" Danyal asked.

And like that Ras al Ghul wanted to die.

[googleplaysore]

[tearlessrain]

rabbits scare me for the same reason babies scare me. not because of the harm they could do to me but because they are so small and constantly trying to die and there are so so so many ways to accidentally kill them.

but also slightly worse than babies because babies don't have razor sharp incisors that they might use to take you down with them.

[victoriadallonfan]

I'm posting this, because I know that hearing it from someone like me will really hit home what you're about to hear.

But some of y'all need to actually learn to not believe everything you see on tumblr.

Cheers to you @bug4931

[killieweegie]

This prank will never grow old. Perfect for this time of year 👻 🎃

[spookcataloger]

Mystery calls thread (2015)

I love you bro

Spooky strange and funny

Phone fell into the wrong hands

Help me

Silent call

Coached caller

Pervy call

Prankster call

Stalker call

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Ok, I need to go to Goodwill and buy a bunch of dolls. This Halloween is gonna rule!!

[lavenderspectra]

The ghost cats are always down for some mischief

[mwolf0epsilon]

This clip honestly makes me think that when they were cadets, Tup used to show Dogma all kinds of creepy crawlies he'd find (I guess marine slugs and barnacles or something like that since they grew up in Kamino) just to see how he'd react...

Dogma's little 'ewww gross' gives off squicked out kid at the playground vibes, and Tup just watching gives off little shit kid that puts millipedes down the other kids' shirts vibes.

[dutchs-blog]

Ghost IIIustion

[yappacadaver]

and it's like despite all the awful shit he's done and continues to do, like, i get it. he's employed like 24/7/365. he never got to live a life, despite spending a childhood clinging to the hope of having one someday. He knew companionship and love but lost it and can't ever get it back. His circumstances are so anomalous and gruesome that it completely isolates him from pretty much every other human being on the planet. he knows hell is real and he is basically guaranteed to go there if he can't break this demon curse thing.

like it doesn't make the kidnapping and spreading the curse around any better, but i do get it.

[ghosty-schnibibit]

in honor of the halloween season, enjoy this rendering of me looking for one for one of the dogs in the main bedroom of the house i'm currently petsitting for and finding the masked dummy their eight y/o put on the nightstand that absolutely scared the shit out of me

[creepyscritches]

Nothing as funny recently as my buddy leaving for 3 weeks to England for work before I picked crochet back up after 10 years and returning home only to discover it's now a living room feature to have a Box of Boys that I just chuck finished crocheted toys into while building some stock for etsy

"bruh I didn't even know you could do this"

":) peep that boy box and find a friend"

[thefirstanomally]

If their reaction doesn't take at least equal if not more energy than it took you to scare them, you didn't do it right. You have failed the scaring.

[the-ehm]

Someone's been hiding creepy little plastic babies at my place. I am going to lose my mind if I find one in my lovely kitchen.

I have a very good idea who could it be but they keep saying it wasn't them. Wanna come clear Kai?